Saturday, December 15, 2007


It works in mysterious ways doesn't it?
It can turn things really ugly.
Like me.

Well ok I won't get ugly about it but I am jealous.
I get an email from my mom, my momma!
I don't like to share her even though I have brothers and a sister. If it were up to me I would keep her to myself.

I know she will read this too...

So in this email mom says that she is going to my sisters house to make christmas cookies.
Oh come on!! I want to go, I want to help..I want to do this with my sister and my mom together. I will share her in this aspect. We haven't made cookies in so long together, and here I am thousands of miles away in another country and I can't make christmas cookies with my momma.

My sister gets to have her all to herself, naturally...yeah I'm jealous..crap. I miss my mom.
I don't like to be jealous but sometimes I can't help it. It's not an ugly thing it's just I miss her I guess. Ok I don't guess, of course I miss her.

I miss my sister too and I wonder to myself, why in the world when I was living in the USA did we not do these things then? What the hell is wrong with us? We must be stupid.

Anyways, I am sad about this missed opportunity.
That's life I suppose.

A little something to make me happy again. And maybe make you laugh too.

A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The fireman says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"
The little boy says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman, and this is my fire truck."

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.
"Thanks mister," the boy says.

The fireman looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.

"The little boy says, "You're probably right mister but, then I wouldn't have a siren."

It was found on this guys blog


Maja said...

Hahahaha that's a good one :)

It's hard when you're away from home and missing out on stuff. Especially family. xox

Michelle Dawn said...

Maybe you feel a little extra homesick around the holidays? It must be hard. I know PV struggles not being able to see his family this time of year, even though he isn't a big fan of Christmas.

mom said...

I miss you too sweety. We talked about you but only in nice ways. We love you bunches .We made some cookies for you and ate some too for you.At least this way you won't gain weight.Talked to Cal today. He is sweet like his momma.
I am whooped from all them cookies we made, 43 dozen, wow that is a lot of goodies. love you, mom

Mrs CeCrux said...

Yes my baby is sweet, but i am sure he is sweeter then i

43 dozen cookies mom????

Patricius said...

I'm tellin' you right now, that's a lot of cookies!